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Shit that Sir Balotelli has done…

>Survived a usually fatal disease at
birth

BIBZZZZZZZ

Fucking BIBZZZZ

>£10,000 in parking fines

>Car impounded 27 times

>£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team

>Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside

>Rescued a child from bullying

>Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager

>Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting

>Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a
strip club

>Thinks milk with tea is strange

>Started fights with Kompany and Tevez at training

>Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter

>Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter

>U21s game for Italy, kicks a swedish player while he’s down and proceeds to
just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a
minute.

>Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it

>He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrate in
front of the Man U fans.

>After the FA cup final, on live TV, says “This season I have been shit. Can
I say that?”
>Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real shithole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said “because I’m rich”

>Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the
pitch

>Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel
Eto’o take a penalty that he had won

>Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live
television show

>Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs

>Drove his car into a women’s prison so he could have a look around

>Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed

>Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia
trial

>Brought iPad to bench during International friendly.

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